http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/-t1.htm Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:56:02 GMT 10 http://illiweb.com/fa/prosilver/site_logo.gif http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/-t1.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/sardar-jokes-t16.htm kicker “What the guys are doing” asked the sardar.
” We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize” replied one
runner.
“Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!”
Exclaimed the Sardar]]> JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:56:02 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/sardar-jokes-t16.htm#16 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/sardar-jokes-t16.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/sardar-jokes-funny-and-humorous-jokes-t15.htm kicker A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a sardar standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Santa is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.The man gets out of the car, […] JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:55:30 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/sardar-jokes-funny-and-humorous-jokes-t15.htm#15 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/sardar-jokes-funny-and-humorous-jokes-t15.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/clinton-bumper-stickers-t14.htm Admin It's still the economy.
And he's still stupid.

Clinton and Gore,
Gone in four!

Honk if Bill Clinton says you're rich!

Bumper sticker on Arkansan car:

If you can read this
You're not from here

Impeach Clinton!
And her husband, too!]]> JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:44:31 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/clinton-bumper-stickers-t14.htm#14 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/clinton-bumper-stickers-t14.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/acronyms-for-clinton-and-his-adminsitration-t13.htm Admin Acronyms for Clinton and his adminsitration Clinton: (C)razed (L)ow-class (I)diot (N)ow (T)aking (O)ver (N)ation Clinton: (C)razy (L)iberal (I)ntent (O)n (N)eedlessly (T)rashing (O)ur (N)ation Clinton: (C)learly (L)oose (I)nternal (N)avigation (T)echniques (O)ccupy (N)ever-Neverland Clinton: (C)ompulsive (L)iar (I)s (N)ation's (T)op (O)fficial (N)ow Clinton: (C)omplete (L)oser (I)n (N)ow (T)errorizing (O)ur (N)ation Hillary: (H)ighly (I)nexperienced (L)eft-liberal (A)cademic ... JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:44:01 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/acronyms-for-clinton-and-his-adminsitration-t13.htm#13 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/acronyms-for-clinton-and-his-adminsitration-t13.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/clinton-administration-medical-dictionary-t12.htm Admin Acute: Opposite of an ugly Artery: The study of paintings Bacteria: Back door of a cafeteria Barium: What doctors do to dead patients Benign: What you are after you're eight. Bowel: Letter like A,E,I,O, or U Cat scan: Searching for a kitty Cauterize: Made eye contact with her Cesarean Section: Neighborhood in Rome Colic: A sheep dog Concussion: A prisoner's sofa Congenital: To be friendly D & C: Where the White House is Dilate: ... JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:43:26 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/clinton-administration-medical-dictionary-t12.htm#12 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/clinton-administration-medical-dictionary-t12.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/the-exact-same-answer-for-each-t11.htm Admin
1. Is the Pope catholic?
2. Does Windows have bugs?
3. Does Clinton lie?]]> JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:43:01 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/the-exact-same-answer-for-each-t11.htm#11 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/the-exact-same-answer-for-each-t11.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/testing-a-new-recruit-t10.htm Admin
New Recruit: Call for backup!]]> JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:35:17 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/testing-a-new-recruit-t10.htm#10 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/testing-a-new-recruit-t10.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/getting-a-new-deputy-t9.htm Admin The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right." "What two days of the weekstart with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow." He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a ... JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:34:27 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/getting-a-new-deputy-t9.htm#9 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/getting-a-new-deputy-t9.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/he-s-drunk-at-the-bar-t8.htm Admin One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto ... JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:34:00 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/he-s-drunk-at-the-bar-t8.htm#8 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/he-s-drunk-at-the-bar-t8.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/catching-the-shoplifter-t7.htm Admin
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?"]]> JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:33:30 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/catching-the-shoplifter-t7.htm#7 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/catching-the-shoplifter-t7.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/new-person-in-prison-t6.htm Admin A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of France." The new man asked, "What happened?" "One ... JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:31:04 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/new-person-in-prison-t6.htm#6 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/new-person-in-prison-t6.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/partner-takes-vacation-t5.htm Admin Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation 9. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren. 8. He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar. 7. He wants you to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot. 6. He talk to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop". 5. He keeps asking you if his bullet proof vest makes ... JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:30:40 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/partner-takes-vacation-t5.htm#5 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/partner-takes-vacation-t5.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/dealing-with-criminals-t4.htm Admin A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it." "Oh yes dear, what happened ?" "I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks." "Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them ... JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:30:13 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/dealing-with-criminals-t4.htm#4 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/dealing-with-criminals-t4.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/looking-into-their-eyes-t3.htm Admin
The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"]]> JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:29:39 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/looking-into-their-eyes-t3.htm#3 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/looking-into-their-eyes-t3.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/swerve-to-avoid-a-box-t2.htm Admin Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policmen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was found to contain large upholstery tacks. "I'm sorry sir," the first trooper told the driver, "but I am still going to have to write you a ticket." Amazed, the driver asked for what. ... JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:29:09 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/swerve-to-avoid-a-box-t2.htm#2 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/swerve-to-avoid-a-box-t2.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/don-t-say-this-to-a-cop-t1.htm Admin The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over. 20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people? 17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job. 16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer. 15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. 14. ... JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:27:43 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/don-t-say-this-to-a-cop-t1.htm#1 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/don-t-say-this-to-a-cop-t1.htm