http://funny.forumotion.net/feed/? Latest topics Sat, 29 Nov 2008 11:13:48 GMT 10 http://illiweb.com/fa/prosilver/site_logo.gif http://funny.forumotion.net/feed/? http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/sardar-jokes-t16.htm kicker “What the guys are doing” asked the sardar.
” We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize” replied one
runner.
“Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!”
Exclaimed the Sardar]]> JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:56:02 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/sardar-jokes-t16.htm#16 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/sardar-jokes-t16.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/islam-f3/99-names-of-allah-t23.htm kicker The 99 Names of God, also known as The 99 Attributes of God are the names of God, Muslims believe are revealed in the Qur'an and Sunnah; even though the names (as adjectives, word constructs, or otherwise) exceed ninety-nine in the Qur'an and Sunnah. Muslims believe that there are an elite group of names, or the Best names, which number 99. "Verily, there are ninety-nine names of God, one hundred minus one. He who enumerates [and believes in them and the one god behind] them would get ... ISLAM Sat, 29 Nov 2008 11:13:48 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/islam-f3/99-names-of-allah-t23.htm#23 http://funny.forumotion.net/islam-f3/99-names-of-allah-t23.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/islam-f3/what-do-you-say-to-declare-your-conversion-to-islam-t21.htm Admin To achieve this, it is sufficient to say (in Arabic, if possible): ’Ash-hadu ’an la ilaha ’illaal-lah! Wa ‘ash-hadu ‘an-na Muhammadan Abduhu wa rasuluhu The meaning of this is as follows: I bear witness that there is no (true) god except Allah. And I bear witness that Muhammad (P.B.U.H) is Allah’s Messenger. Also you can say: I (firmly) believe in Allah, His Angels, His scriptures, His Messengers, the Last Day, and in the ability of Allah to will the existence ... ISLAM Thu, 27 Nov 2008 08:04:52 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/islam-f3/what-do-you-say-to-declare-your-conversion-to-islam-t21.htm#21 http://funny.forumotion.net/islam-f3/what-do-you-say-to-declare-your-conversion-to-islam-t21.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/islam-f3/the-great-trip-in-islam-t20.htm Admin If you become convinced that Islam is the true religion, Seek a trustworthy Islamic authority such as an Islamic Center, a mosque, or an Islamic Organization. Contact the person in charge and tell him about your wish to embrace Islam. The person in charge will ask you some questions to know how far you are convinced with Islam. This pamphlet will provide you with answers for such questions. Before you reach that honorable occasion, i.e., declaring conversion to Islam, wash the ... ISLAM Thu, 27 Nov 2008 08:04:21 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/islam-f3/the-great-trip-in-islam-t20.htm#20 http://funny.forumotion.net/islam-f3/the-great-trip-in-islam-t20.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/islam-f3/islam-why-islam-whom-islam-when-t19.htm Admin Islam Why Because Islam is the religion chosen by Allah for all humanity. Because Islam is the religion of all prophets since Adam to Mohammad (P.B.U.H.). Because Islam is the religion delivered by all Messengers of Allah and Islam is the seal of all heavenly revelations, and Because Prophet Muhammad (P.B.U.H.) - the Messenger of Islam is the last of God’s apostles, and Because The Quran is the last of Allah's scriptures. Allah ta’ala (Glory be to Him) says: “Do they seek ... ISLAM Thu, 27 Nov 2008 08:03:26 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/islam-f3/islam-why-islam-whom-islam-when-t19.htm#19 http://funny.forumotion.net/islam-f3/islam-why-islam-whom-islam-when-t19.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/islam-f3/islam-preface-t18.htm Admin Behold all that is around you on earth: things, plants, insects, animals, birds and fish... Don’t you see that they have accurate systems governing and guiding their life? Behold all that is above you in space: sun, moon, planets, stars, clouds, wind ... etc., aren’t they all functioning properly and accurately and rendering valuable services to our life on earth? Think of yourself, of your organs, of your numerous and efficient body systems, how they are cooperatively functioning ... ISLAM Thu, 27 Nov 2008 08:02:42 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/islam-f3/islam-preface-t18.htm#18 http://funny.forumotion.net/islam-f3/islam-preface-t18.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/islam-f3/what-is-islam-t17.htm Admin “O you people, adore your Lord who created you and those who came before you, that you may have the chance to be righteous”. (The Quran 2:21) An invitation to all to join the faithful in their progress to Allah’s blessing. “Those who obey Allah and His Messenger Prophet Muhammad (P.B.U.H.) are in the Company of those who are blessed by Allah, The Prophets, The Sincere (faithful), the Witnesses (Martyrs) and the Righteous (who do good), and what a beautiful fellowship!” (The ... ISLAM Thu, 27 Nov 2008 08:00:21 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/islam-f3/what-is-islam-t17.htm#17 http://funny.forumotion.net/islam-f3/what-is-islam-t17.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/sardar-jokes-funny-and-humorous-jokes-t15.htm kicker A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a sardar standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Santa is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.The man gets out of the car, […] JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:55:30 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/sardar-jokes-funny-and-humorous-jokes-t15.htm#15 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/sardar-jokes-funny-and-humorous-jokes-t15.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/clinton-bumper-stickers-t14.htm Admin It's still the economy.
And he's still stupid.

Clinton and Gore,
Gone in four!

Honk if Bill Clinton says you're rich!

Bumper sticker on Arkansan car:

If you can read this
You're not from here

Impeach Clinton!
And her husband, too!]]> JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:44:31 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/clinton-bumper-stickers-t14.htm#14 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/clinton-bumper-stickers-t14.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/acronyms-for-clinton-and-his-adminsitration-t13.htm Admin Acronyms for Clinton and his adminsitration Clinton: (C)razed (L)ow-class (I)diot (N)ow (T)aking (O)ver (N)ation Clinton: (C)razy (L)iberal (I)ntent (O)n (N)eedlessly (T)rashing (O)ur (N)ation Clinton: (C)learly (L)oose (I)nternal (N)avigation (T)echniques (O)ccupy (N)ever-Neverland Clinton: (C)ompulsive (L)iar (I)s (N)ation's (T)op (O)fficial (N)ow Clinton: (C)omplete (L)oser (I)n (N)ow (T)errorizing (O)ur (N)ation Hillary: (H)ighly (I)nexperienced (L)eft-liberal (A)cademic ... JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:44:01 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/acronyms-for-clinton-and-his-adminsitration-t13.htm#13 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/acronyms-for-clinton-and-his-adminsitration-t13.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/clinton-administration-medical-dictionary-t12.htm Admin Acute: Opposite of an ugly Artery: The study of paintings Bacteria: Back door of a cafeteria Barium: What doctors do to dead patients Benign: What you are after you're eight. Bowel: Letter like A,E,I,O, or U Cat scan: Searching for a kitty Cauterize: Made eye contact with her Cesarean Section: Neighborhood in Rome Colic: A sheep dog Concussion: A prisoner's sofa Congenital: To be friendly D & C: Where the White House is Dilate: ... JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:43:26 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/clinton-administration-medical-dictionary-t12.htm#12 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/clinton-administration-medical-dictionary-t12.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/the-exact-same-answer-for-each-t11.htm Admin
1. Is the Pope catholic?
2. Does Windows have bugs?
3. Does Clinton lie?]]> JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:43:01 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/the-exact-same-answer-for-each-t11.htm#11 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/the-exact-same-answer-for-each-t11.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/testing-a-new-recruit-t10.htm Admin
New Recruit: Call for backup!]]> JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:35:17 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/testing-a-new-recruit-t10.htm#10 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/testing-a-new-recruit-t10.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/getting-a-new-deputy-t9.htm Admin The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right." "What two days of the weekstart with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow." He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a ... JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:34:27 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/getting-a-new-deputy-t9.htm#9 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/getting-a-new-deputy-t9.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/he-s-drunk-at-the-bar-t8.htm Admin One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto ... JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:34:00 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/he-s-drunk-at-the-bar-t8.htm#8 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/he-s-drunk-at-the-bar-t8.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/catching-the-shoplifter-t7.htm Admin
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?"]]> JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:33:30 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/catching-the-shoplifter-t7.htm#7 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/catching-the-shoplifter-t7.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/new-person-in-prison-t6.htm Admin A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of France." The new man asked, "What happened?" "One ... JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:31:04 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/new-person-in-prison-t6.htm#6 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/new-person-in-prison-t6.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/partner-takes-vacation-t5.htm Admin Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation 9. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren. 8. He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar. 7. He wants you to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot. 6. He talk to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop". 5. He keeps asking you if his bullet proof vest makes ... JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:30:40 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/partner-takes-vacation-t5.htm#5 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/partner-takes-vacation-t5.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/dealing-with-criminals-t4.htm Admin A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it." "Oh yes dear, what happened ?" "I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks." "Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them ... JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:30:13 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/dealing-with-criminals-t4.htm#4 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/dealing-with-criminals-t4.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/looking-into-their-eyes-t3.htm Admin
The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"]]> JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:29:39 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/looking-into-their-eyes-t3.htm#3 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/looking-into-their-eyes-t3.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/swerve-to-avoid-a-box-t2.htm Admin Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policmen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was found to contain large upholstery tacks. "I'm sorry sir," the first trooper told the driver, "but I am still going to have to write you a ticket." Amazed, the driver asked for what. ... JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:29:09 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/swerve-to-avoid-a-box-t2.htm#2 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/swerve-to-avoid-a-box-t2.htm http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/don-t-say-this-to-a-cop-t1.htm Admin The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over. 20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people? 17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job. 16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer. 15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. 14. ... JOKES Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:27:43 GMT http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/don-t-say-this-to-a-cop-t1.htm#1 http://funny.forumotion.net/jokes-f4/don-t-say-this-to-a-cop-t1.htm